http://www.thecatmafia.net The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:26:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en All you ever hear about in the news these days is who's been stabbed, what measures are being put in place to punish everyone for a few peoples actions and to criminalise everyone, where the latest bombs have been detonated, who's died, who's going to die, who's at risk, who's ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2008/07/13/meh/ I'm back! At least until I decide that I'm too cool for this again. I'm not too cool for this at all, and as you all know I'm extremely cool. There are a lot of things to update. My about me page is pretty much obsolete now, apart from the ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2008/06/21/did-you-miss-me/ Apathy, boredom, indifference, lethargy, procrastinating, or less eloquently put, doing f*** all: a disease that has overwhelmed much of society. How many people get out of bed in the morning and think: "yes, finally, another day of work/school"? How many people come back from work/school feeling happy and full of ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2008/01/19/apathy/ First of all: merry Christmas! :D I've been severely neglecting this blog. I guess it got lost with all the festive excitement and all that coursework :P Well, since I have a nice two week break, I figured it would be a good time to sit down and write up about ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/12/25/no-excuses/ Okay, okay, I will write a proper blog tomorrow. I promise! But I just had to document this: It's snowing! In England! In November! Oh how I love winter. I have fond memories of the last time it snowed. I woke up that one morning, looked outside and thought: "yay! Snow! I'll have ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/11/18/snow/ ... you're born, you enjoy life for about ten years, without any worries or stress, then you enter secondary school. You're suddenly hit with a load of homework and the ever looming threat of detention. And when you thought it couldn't get any worse (although it really isn't that bad) ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/10/28/this-is-the-modern-way/ They really do. Spider slept on a beanbag in my bed last night, and just as I was about to fall asleep he starts talking to himself. Obviously not in English, but cat language. It was something like "muh muh mow maah [pause] mowwww [purr] mah-owww [snort]". I was trying ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/10/24/cats-talk-in-their-sleep/ It is Nick Hodgson's 30th birthday! See, about half an hour ago, he was 29. Now, a 14 year-old and a 29 year-old sounds bad enough already. But 14 and 30? Eeeew. Ah, I still love him. I will marry him, then use him to seduce Ricky and commit bigamy. Of course, ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/10/20/happy-birthday-to-nick/ Edit: It turns out the person in question hired a designer who then ripped my layout and... sold it to him I guess. I'm glad this was resolved in such a mature way. You can check out this thread on Snark if you want to see what happened. I want to ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/10/14/the-most-hilarious-thing-ever/ Why do you think I didn't choose Physical Education as an option for my GCSEs? Could you possibly take a guess? Maybe it's because I have no interest whatsoever in the intellectualisation of exercise. Maybe it's because I do not wish to be forced into some kind of rigorous training ... http://www.thecatmafia.net/2007/10/09/to-whom-it-may-concern/